1% for the Shirkers, but 32% for us MPs please...

Hot on the heels of the condemnation of the unemployed to a three-year reduction in their benefits comes the frankly unbefuckinglievable news that a YouGov poll of MPs has shown that these self-serving bastards believe that they should receive not only a 32% pay rise, but also keep their final salary pension scheme untouched.

Conservatives were the most likely to believe they were underpaid, with 47 per cent saying that was the case. Some 39 per cent of Labour members and nine per cent of Lib Dems held the same view.

On average, Tories said their salary should be £96,740, while Lib Dems thought the right amount was £78,361 and Labour £77,322. Other parties put the figure at £75,091.

If you were ever in doubt that all scumbag politicians were exactly the same once you look beyond the colour of their tie, then this should nail that lie once and for all. A flamethrower is too good for these vermin.

Romeltea Media

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